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Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Be strong, honey.!!

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks
into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying
the girl to the bed he gets on top of her , kisses her neck. Then gets up and
goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there , the husband tells his wife , 'Listen , this guy's
an escaped convict! Look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time
in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex , don't resist. Don't complain. Do whatever he tells you.

Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably
very dangerous. If he gets angry , he'll kill us. Be strong. Honey , I
love you.'

To which the wife responds , 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering
in my ear. He told me he was gay. He thought you were cute and asked
if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey ,

I love you too!!


1 luahan hati..:

Liana said... [Reply to comment]


lawak sungguh. shukran berikan hiburan kat ana.

harap2 akak sentiasa sihat badan dan iman selalu, iAllah.


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